So I was enjoying my lunch, drinking my Diet Pepsi and got to thinking about WoW and RP and my characters and other characters raiding and raid bosses and life and it all just sorta melded into things that one probably shouldn’t wonder about. But once these questions form, how do you not want to know the answer?
Does Arthas eat? He’s undead. Other undead eat. Does he?
If so does he evacuate? If his body processes what he takes in does it process ALL of it or does it, like a human body, absorb only what it needs and discard the rest? Does that mean Arthas parks his ass on a toilet on occasion?
So say Arthas got some bad meat. I mean you let those adventurers rot on your floor a few days too long it is sure to cause a Pepto moment, right? So he’s parked on the toilet and OMG! The weekly Saturday <Badass Boyz> raid has showed up at the door. Do they get a bonus for interrupting his newspaper time? Does he lock the door before he goes to the can? Does it require a special rogue skill to pick the lock on his bathroom? Can he still AE from the toilet seat?
Does he have a bathroom? What if he didn’t? Would he just crap through a hole in the ice? What if he just got out of the shower, his butt was still wet, and OMG! Pepto Moment! Would his ass stick to the ice? So here he is, ass stuck to the ice, another raid comes in and not only is he now on the can, he is STUCK on the can. How humiliating is that? Does it reduce his DPS? Is that why they call it the Frozen Throne?
So if he eats, does he drink to? Does Arthas need a morning cup o’ Joe or will Frank do? Does he piss down the same hole in the ice or does he just shoot it out the window? Maybe in the corner. I’m sure his citadel is pretty big and dark and scary. Would anyone notice if he pissed in the corner? It’s all cold there so it would freeze, right? Not like it would stink much.
Besides, he’s dead. He wouldn’t care what it smelled like, right? I mean it certainly couldn’t smell worse than his own armpit, right?
Or could it? Does he sweat? Sweat by itself has no odor until it mixes with contaminants on our skin. What would Arthas sweat smell like? He’s undead so I would imagine there is some slight odor of decomp. Would sweat magnify it? So would he then smell like sweaty decomp? Do the raiders have to have extra protection spells against it? What would that buff be called?
You know, maybe it is better not to know some things.
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