Dec
16
2009
Sewing Humor: Pattern Drafting – With the Help of a Cat
Posted by: Nauloera in Costuming, Humor, SCAThomas: “Ooooo. Whatcha doing mommy?”
Me: “I’m drafting a pattern for a Turkish kaftan.”
“You put paper on the floor! Can I play with the paper?”
“No.”
“Please? Please can I play with the paper?”
“No.”
“Please? Just a little? Right here?”
“No!”
“But Mommy! Its paper!”
“No.”
“How about way down here?”
“No.” *shove*
“But down here isn’t in your way at all.”
“Get off the paper.” *shove*
“Oh no! I’m boneless cat!” *flop*
“Thomas, you are not boneless cat. Get off the paper.”
“But I’m PLAYING boneless cat. Don’t you want to play boneless cat with me?”
“I’m busy right now.”
*big sorrowful eyes* “You NEVER play boneless cat with me. Don’t you love me?”
*sigh* “Five minutes of boneless cat then you have to move.”
“Yay! And tummy scritches…”
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