That Damn Role Player

(This was originally supposed to post on July 7th but it got eated too.  -Nau)

One of my great joys on returning to game was to discover that the RPA channel was still alive and well on Alliance side. Since then there have been some great IC conversations going on there but so far this one has been the most spectacularly explosive. Sometimes a simple misunderstood phrase can lead to some hilarious interaction. Enjoy!  -Nau

Nauloera: Greetings, Razain.

Razain: How are you, Nauloera, rest well?

Nauloera: I am fine and yes, quite. You?

Razain: I am… fine <sounds so not fine>

Nauloera: Shall I come to your room again tonight then since you did not desire me last night?

Fearinal: *chokes*

Falferran <gasps>

Fearinal: RAZAIN!!

Adnox: *He laughs, the sound warm and deep*

Fearinal: You… You… *unable to find words, he just screams angrily*

Nauloera: Is something the matter?

Razain: No, Nauloera. Not… *whispers oh hell*

Fearinal: You filthy, disgusting predator!! Gods! I don’t even know enough Common to call you what you are!!

Kyraine: That’s a good start.

Fearinal: YOU’RE A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE THING!

Falferran: <scoffs> I-i-i-if you a-a-are tha’ naieve to n-n-not see what i-i-i-is the *m-m-mater*, then you a-a-are very silly, if I m-m-may say.

Razain: Wait- It’s not what you think

Razain: She and I… we never… not THAT

Fearinal: *icily* Oh?

Nauloera: Please do not yell at Razain. I do not appreciate it.

Razain: NO

Fearinal: I seem to remember ShOMEONE telling me they hadn’t spoken to me in months because they’d lost interest.

Fearinal: I seem to remember SOMEONE saying they only pursued me because I was easy elven ass, a Kaldorei slut, and that I was NOTHING to them beyond a hole to stick it in!

Kyraine: Ah- <coughs>

Feneril: Oh my…

Kyraine: Right then. Now that we know how someone really feels… might be you want to enlighten the poor fellow that you’re not banging Razain, Priestess?

Nauloera: Raz? What is happening? Why is he being so cruel. Please, whoever you are please stop.

Fearinal: *sniffling*

Nauloera: Banging?

Razain: There is nothing to say – and he’s not being cruel

Kyraine: Aye. The horizontal mambo.

Nauloera: What is banging please? Like a drum?

Razain: He’s merely stating a fact.

Catreya: *coughs*

Falferran: <quietly sits in the corner and observes, with slight amusement>

Adnox: ‘Ow ehs sehehn ooat ooas done tuh yuh curuelteh?

Razain: Though… never mind. To say that those comments were a lie and I didn’t mean them won’t make a difference, I’m sure

Adnox: *snorts*

Razain: Fearinal, an apology isn’t enough – there is nothing I can say or do to make up for any of that.

Razain: but . . . <sigh>

Nauloera: Please. I still do not understand.

Fearinal: *he tries to speak, but his voice breaks. He says nothing*

Razain: He and I were together, I left, didn’t contact him for months, I came back, said horrible things, it ended, he hates me and I deserve all of that and more.

Kyraine: First off, tell the poor elf that you are not, and never have, banged Razain.

Kyraine: Cause saying you didn’t satisfy him the other night in his bedroom makes it sound like you did.

Nauloera: *sighs in frustration* I have NEVER struck Razain! He is my friend!

Kyraine: I didn’t know you went in for- <coughs>

Kyraine: Never mind. But just tell him you didn’t do it.

Nauloera: I would not do him harm.

Razain: <sigh> Fearinal, Nauloera and I have never had sexual intercourse of any kind

Nauloera: *blinks* What…?

Razain: Nauloera, Banged is a slang term for sex

Fearinal: Perhaps not. But she sure sounded to offer herself for tonight.

Falferran: <splutters a bit> P-p-p-pardon me, b-b-but I do not *need* t-t-to know of your e-e-e-extracurricul-l-lar activities…

Razain: She helped me sleep – cast a spell, made the nightmares go away, that’s all

Nauloera: Well of course we have never had sexual activities together. I have taken vows to the Light.

Razain: She had to come to my room to do the spells

Fearinal: *ashamed* I am sorry. That was a bit explicit for a public channel. *sounding increasingly miserable* I am sorry, everyone.

Kyraine: Good thing that doesn’t stop all priests. Vows. <grins>

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