(( I was going to save this until Monday but I spent so much time giggling over it myself I couldn’t wait. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did! -Nau

PS- click the pictures to see them full size! ))

Here’s an extra blog post to make up for none on Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday. Enjoy!  -Nau

My First Heroic

By Little Nau

I went to my first heroic. I went with my friends Randiriel, Benemus, Razain and Nochturne. We went to Ajnol Aznolj Ajzol a place with lots of spiders. They were really big spiders. It made Ben and Raz squeal.

We fought some spiders. I cast healing spells. Lots and lots and lots of healing spells. Then Noch ran into a wall. Then she ran into some spiders. Then we all fell down.

When we got back there were some more spiders. We fought some. Razain fell down. Then Nochturne fell down. Then I fell down. We ran back really fast but Ben and Randiriel fell down too. Then me and Noch and Raz fell down again.

We came back and there were still lots of spiders. Ben threw his shield at them. I cast lots of healing spells. Randiriel cast two healing spells and ran out of mana. Poor Randiriel. Bear druids are not for healing.

Then we fell down…

We came back and the spiders were still there. We fell down again…

Then we went to The Nexus and beat up a DRAGON! And it was FUN!

The End

I got to thinking this morning (yes, I have too much time on my hands) that I’ve seen lots of role play posts out there where someone asks what song represents your character. Sort of a way to share more about your character and their personality. Well, I’ve always been pretty suck about that so I decided perhaps I needed to do a post about songs I hear for other people’s characters.

Don’t worry, this won’t hurt much.

One of the first ones I thought of was Kyraine. Nauloera and Kyraine “grew up” together in a way. They were created about the same time when Burning Crusade came out. It became pretty obvious even then that Kyraine’s major motivation was coin. I thin AC/DC – Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap fits her well.

Soon that was followed by Azaar, just a cheery little bundle of Draenei Death Knight with a dry sense of humor. Of course nothing could fit him as well as Oingo Boingo – Dead Man’s Party.

Of course there is a Draenei shaman I’ve known for a while who has to be the most miserable and depressing character in the world. We all expect her to throw herself from the edge of Draenor one day. So for her, it must be Adam and Andrew – I Must Be Emo (The Emo Song).

I think three is enough for today. I’ll post more another day!

What songs do YOU feel fit those you hang out with regularly? Inquiring minds want to know!

DISCLAIMER: This post is written tongue in cheek and should be taken as such. As just retribution please feel free to respond in kind!

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So I was enjoying my lunch, drinking my Diet Pepsi and got to thinking about WoW and RP and my characters and other characters raiding and raid bosses and life and it all just sorta melded into things that one probably shouldn’t wonder about. But once these questions form, how do you not want to know the answer?

Does Arthas eat? He’s undead. Other undead eat. Does he?

If so does he evacuate? If his body processes what he takes in does it process ALL of it or does it, like a human body, absorb only what it needs and discard the rest? Does that mean Arthas parks his ass on a toilet on occasion?

So say Arthas got some bad meat. I mean you let those adventurers rot on your floor a few days too long it is sure to cause a Pepto moment, right? So he’s parked on the toilet and OMG! The weekly Saturday <Badass Boyz> raid has showed up at the door. Do they get a bonus for interrupting his newspaper time? Does he lock the door before he goes to the can? Does it require a special rogue skill to pick the lock on his bathroom? Can he still AE from the toilet seat?

Does he have a bathroom? What if he didn’t? Would he just crap through a hole in the ice? What if he just got out of the shower, his butt was still wet, and OMG! Pepto Moment! Would his ass stick to the ice? So here he is, ass stuck to the ice, another raid comes in and not only is he now on the can, he is STUCK on the can. How humiliating is that? Does it reduce his DPS? Is that why they call it the Frozen Throne?

 So if he eats, does he drink to? Does Arthas need a morning cup o’ Joe or will Frank do? Does he piss down the same hole in the ice or does he just shoot it out the window? Maybe in the corner. I’m sure his citadel is pretty big and dark and scary. Would anyone notice if he pissed in the corner? It’s all cold there so it would freeze, right? Not like it would stink much.

 Besides, he’s dead. He wouldn’t care what it smelled like, right? I mean it certainly couldn’t smell worse than his own armpit, right?

Or could it? Does he sweat? Sweat by itself has no odor until it mixes with contaminants on our skin. What would Arthas sweat smell like? He’s undead so I would imagine there is some slight odor of decomp. Would sweat magnify it? So would he then smell like sweaty decomp? Do the raiders have to have extra protection spells against it? What would that buff be called?

You know, maybe it is better not to know some things.