No matter what they think…..

• Behind the microwave cart is not an appropriate playground for kittens.
• On the counter is not an appropriate playground for kittens.
• On the stove is not an appropriate playground for kittens.
• Under the stove is not an appropriate playground for kittens.
• In the litter box is not an appropriate playground for kittens.
• Behind the dishwasher is not an appropriate playground for kittens.
• Under mommy’s skirt is not an appropriate playground for kittens.
• Pantyhose are not appropriate toys for kittens… especially when mommy is wearing them.
• Once the mouse is caught and dead, kittens are no longer allowed to play with it.
• Old cats tire out much faster than kittens and will eventually thump the kitten upside the head.
• Bedtime is a time to sleep, not play blanket monster with mommy’s toes.
• Pouncing on Lily will likely lead to great harm.
• The path from the living room to the kitchen is not a racetrack for kittens.
• The doorframes are not climbing poles for kittens.
• The computer desk is not an appropriate bed for kittens.
• The door is closed to keep kittens out because they are not allowed in that room.