That Damn Role Player

Megaly,

I reported to work this morning, thinking nothing different of the day. Little did I know the Lich King would be sending his minions today! The docks were repeatedly attacked by undead dragons and lumbering undead…organ donors. I’m okay and hope to see you soon.

Garilos.

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With a sigh, Garilos settled into a chair in Megaly’s apartment. After a rough day on the docks, he was bone-weary. Sinking back into the chair, Garilos reflected upon the events of the day.

Garilos stormed into his small rental room in Goldshire and threw his buzzbox into a corner.

“Cursed by Elune! What’d the Anchorite mean by ‘Let her find her feelings on her own?’ Can the Anchorite read my heart? The harder I try, the more she will push away? Does she mock me?” Garilos fumed, “How’d the Anchorite known I had seen Megaly? And what of this subtlety she talks of? Sounds like the craftings of the nobles, with their twisted truths and lies!”

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Megaly stumbled back to the apartment in Stormwind after finally being released from her “duties” watching over a certain spoiled aristo wench. She wanted to know what the girl’s father thought she needed “protecting” from. Maybe from the ire of her last bodyguard… or anyone else that had met her for that matter. Meg was definitely looking forward to a long, relaxing night with Garilos.

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(( This continuing story is written in collaboration with Garilos. You can find it on his blog here. ))

Megaly woke slowly to the rising noise of traffic through the cobbled Stormwind street outside the window of the small apartment. She could see the soft glow of false dawn just starting through the gaps in the curtain. She stretched and started to go over in her mind the work of the day. Next to her she felt Garilos begin to stir as well. She smiled contently and gave him a light kiss before sitting up in the small bed.

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Life still sucks. When you think things might be getting better something kicks you in the head to remind you that you are deluding yourself.

That being said, I haven’t been around much lately, in game or on the blog. Not likely that I will be. Things are going pretty awful right now.

I’ll see everyone if things ever improve.

-Nau

Still being lazy. Uninspired. Tired.

So here’s a naked troll chick.

Everyone loves the Troll chicks. Click the pic to see the full size version.

-Nau

Emotes are an integral part of role play. Without them our play would be pretty dull and flat. They are used to convey moods, actions, and many other bits of information about our characters. While they may seem simple enough, it is quite surprising how many role players do not quite understand what is a correct emote.

Today we’re going to talk about crafting emotes in WoW. I will keep it as relatively painless as possible.

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Well, I’m slacking again today so here is more old art. Click on the picture to see the full size version.

-Nau

No matter what they think…..

• Behind the microwave cart is not an appropriate playground for kittens.
• On the counter is not an appropriate playground for kittens.
• On the stove is not an appropriate playground for kittens.
• Under the stove is not an appropriate playground for kittens.
• In the litter box is not an appropriate playground for kittens.
• Behind the dishwasher is not an appropriate playground for kittens.
• Under mommy’s skirt is not an appropriate playground for kittens.
• Pantyhose are not appropriate toys for kittens… especially when mommy is wearing them.
• Once the mouse is caught and dead, kittens are no longer allowed to play with it.
• Old cats tire out much faster than kittens and will eventually thump the kitten upside the head.
• Bedtime is a time to sleep, not play blanket monster with mommy’s toes.
• Pouncing on Lily will likely lead to great harm.
• The path from the living room to the kitchen is not a racetrack for kittens.
• The doorframes are not climbing poles for kittens.
• The computer desk is not an appropriate bed for kittens.
• The door is closed to keep kittens out because they are not allowed in that room.